You're never too old to become younger --- Mae West
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The best way to predict the future is to invent it. --- Alan Kay
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Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. --- Cary Grant
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. --- Jackie Mason
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Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. --- Sir Richard Steele
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An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer. --- Evelle J. Younger
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. --- George Bernard Shaw
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The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. --- John Sladek
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No one can earn a million dollars honestly. --- William Jennings Bryan
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. --- Thomas A. Edison
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. --- Thomas Szasz
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. --- John F. Kennedy
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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them --- P. G. Wodehouse
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Television is for appearing on - not for looking at. --- Noel Coward
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I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some. --- Herbert Rappaport
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When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. --- Brendan Behan
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Maybe this world is another planet's hell. --- Aldous Huxley
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. --- Clarence Darrow
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Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. --- Slovenian Proverb
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